Name: Jonathan Martin "Johnny" Blunder
Age: 38
Birthday: August 11th
Occupation: Inventor and salesman
Favorite Food: Boston Clam Chowder
Likes: Boston, selling his inventions and big money
Dislikes: New York and inventions that fail
Johnny Blunder is an inventor who makes bad inventions in order to make big money from his customers. He sends his patents but never gotten any of them approved.
Now he created a bold strategy to make a lot of money by forcing some of his customers to buy it even when it breaks. He will not take no for an answer and refuses to give out a refund.
He hails from Boston and with a Bostonian accent. He is not "wicked smaht" like anyone else. He doesn't know how to "Pahk his cahr in Havid yahd!" but he can park in Dodgeville and try to fool other customers with his bad inventions.